“The man with the giant wiener also has giant poo.”
— Ancient Wiener Proverb
“He who hesitates is lost; he who poops is found.”
“A wiener saved is a wiener earned.”
“Give a man a wiener, feed him for a day. Teach a man to wiener, feed him for life.”
“The early bird gets the worm; the early wiener gets the bun.”
“Where there is smoke, there is fire; where there is wiener, there is relish.”
“Not all who wander are lost, but all who poop eventually find the bathroom.”
“Ask not what your wiener can do for you — ask what you can do for your wiener.”
“To err is human; to poop, divine.”
“Keep your friends close, your wieners closer.”
“When life gives you lemons, make relish.”
“He who hesitates is lost; he who poops is found.”
“A wiener saved is a wiener earned.”
“Give a man a wiener, feed him for a day. Teach a man to wiener, feed him for life.”
“The early bird gets the worm; the early wiener gets the bun.”
“Where there is smoke, there is fire; where there is wiener, there is relish.”
“Not all who wander are lost, but all who poop eventually find the bathroom.”
“Ask not what your wiener can do for you — ask what you can do for your wiener.”
“To err is human; to poop, divine.”
“Keep your friends close, your wieners closer.”
“When life gives you lemons, make relish.”